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10:55am 12-11-2023Peter Griffin
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Hey Lois, I'm putting salt on nutella.
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5:31am 12-11-2023kff
- stac
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4:35am 12-11-2023Chidubemmo
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Hello Stax
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3:02pm 12-01-2023anne
- hi
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1:21pm 11-23-2023Luna
- FUCK!
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6:52am 11-20-2023i hate fnf
- i dont like nff
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11:05pm 11-19-2023terrence
- i love young sheldon
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10:40am 11-17-2023FNFHATTER
- fhf sucks
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7:52pm 11-16-2023vanni
- guess why
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3:52pm 11-16-2023Foxy x Bonnie OTP
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
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3:50pm 11-16-2023Bridgette
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According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
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3:37pm 11-16-2023Unhol ee
- erm... buttcheeks
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3:15pm 11-16-2023El Jeff
- I like cats